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    The 2013/14 WMLMF season will be starting September 1st to coincide with the SCPC. There are 3 new teams added to the WMLMF and 1 returning team. The new teams are the Hawaiian Fire Lizards, Munich Moon Sharks and the Cherokee Nation. The returning team is the Pacific Sharks after taking a year off to play in the Postal League. This year the WMLMF is going to play in the 3.3g Unlimited division and will look forward to hopefully have one of it’s teams represented in the SCPC championship game

    Once again there will be a Fantasy League with 10 players. Returning from last season are Lynn, Matt, Derrick, Morgan, Walt and the defending champion Roo. Coming back after a 1 year reprieve is Ken and Phil, the winner from 2011. 2 new players this year are Joe Greco and Mike Guttman. Welcome aboard and hang on tight! The draft was held Wednesday night and the results are posted. Match ups will soon be displayed along with week 1 predictions



    Here is a preview for the year….

    Northern Conference

    Paranormal Division

    Canadian Sasquatch : The big guys are the toughest team in the toughest division in the WMLMF. Until someone knocks them off, they are the favorite to repeat as Division champs.

    New Zealand Zombies : The Zombies caught fire at the right time last season and made it to the Gumbo Bowl before losing to a determined Rams team. Look for them to make the playoffs as a wild card.

    Cleveland Cadavers : The spunky Cadavers are capable of beating anyone. They just need to be a little more consistent on offense.

    Weirdwolf’s Werewolves : The Wolves have a great defense, but have trouble scoring. They need Jack Nicholson and Warren Moon to step it up if they want a chance of making the playoffs.

    Munich Moon Sharks : The Moonies are an unknown entity playing in their first season. They have the misfortune of being in the top Division in the WMLMF.

    World Domination Division

    London Union Jacks : After getting off to a slow start, the Jacks showed that they can play with anyone. Look for them to improve and win their Division.

    Kalamazoo Killer Bees : The hard luck team from last year is looking forward to a fresh start. Kerry Kingbee had a terrific year. They just need to get better performance from their running backs to make it back as a Wild Card team.

    Egypt Ra : The Ra have a hard hitting defense and a solid running game. If they can keep the turnovers in check they could make a run for the title.

    Munich Third Reich : The Reich defense gave up too many yards and points last year. They need to settle down and give their offense a chance to move the ball.

    Cherokee Nation : Another new addition to the WMLMF, the Cherokee are hoping to have some beginners luck and score some upsets. Only time will tell if they can keep up with the rest of the league.

    Un-North Conference

    Lifestyles Division

    Kansas City Super Sumos : The Sumos are a much better team than their records from the last 2 years would indicate. This year they feature color coordinated bases and a new attitude, good enough for first place.

    Midwest Mennonites : Billy Bob Weisser had a miserable year in 2012. Look for him to bounce back as the Amish make the playoffs as a Wild Card.

    Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek : The clowns sneaked their way into the playoffs last year. This year they run out of luck and settle for middle of the pack status.

    San Francisco Flaming Fairies : The Fairies feature one of the top QB’s in the league with Tommy Cruise and a premier running back in James Leach. Unfortunately, they don’t have much else to show.

    Hawaiian Fire Lizards : Making their debut in the WMLMF, the Lizards hope to catch everyone overlooking them. They looked good in preseason, but can they play when it matters?

    Potpourri Division

    That 70’s Rams Team : What can I say about the 2 time defending champions? They may not win the most games during the regular season, but they know how to play when it matters most.

    South Park Cows : The Cows had a fantastic rookie year. Now, can they repeat their fortune? With Stan Marsh at QB, and the leagues best 1-2 punch at running backs with Kenney and Butters, count on them making a Wild Card appearance.

    Pacific Sharks - The Sharks are returning after playing in the Postal League. They have gone on a diet to make the 3.3g weight limit. The have a very tough defense and a capable offense, so they can’t be counted out.

    Artic Tundra - Another team that played well in their first year. With a few breaks, they could take the division, provided that they get better production from their receivers.

    Three Mile Island Toxic Waste : The Waste need some confidence and to quit self destructing. If they could do both of those things, they could be a top team in the league.

    Playoff picture: North Conference
    Sasquatch
    Killer Bees
    Union Jacks
    Zombies

    Un-North Conference
    Sumos
    Mennonites
    Cows
    Rams

    Gumbo Bowl
    Sasquatch over the Cows

    Here’s the Fantasy rosters for everyone. Remember, you can make as many changes as you wish during the year, just be sure to make them before the weeks games are posted. Updated draft lists will go out to everyone after each weeks games are finished. Good luck to everyone, except for Mozeek. He just rubs me the wrong way. mgngcrz

    Batman
    QB Pi - Bozos
    RB Kenny - Cows
    RB Ramesses/Khufu - Ra
    TE Wallace - Tundra
    WR Hive - Bees
    WR Lemon - Sharks
    ST Cows
    DEF Sumos
    LB Chopsticks - Sumos
    LB Santa - Cows
    DB Left U-Turn - Bozos
    WC QB Chase - Sharks
    BN RB Muckman - Sharks
    BN DL Powell - Waste
    BN DEF Sharks
    BN ST Sharks
    BN LB Drone - Bees

    BEER!
    QB Lee - Sumos
    RB Lamp - Mennonites
    RB Wax On - Sumos
    TE Austin - Mennonites
    WR Jackson - Fairies
    WR Bronson - Werewolves
    ST Cherokee
    DEF Rams
    LB Hahn - Third Reich
    DB Squanto - Cherokee
    LB Lapp - Mennonites
    WC QB Weisser - Mennonites
    BN RB Huss - Tundra
    BN RB Little Turtle - Cherokee
    BN DEF Union Jacks
    BN St Mennonites
    BN DL Tank - Sasquatch

    Centralia Mine Fires
    QB Moses - Ra
    RB Khnum/Imhotep - Ra
    RB Cleese - Union Jacks
    TE Xerxes - Ra
    WR Kamose - Ra
    WR Johnson/Lofton - Zombies
    ST Cadavers
    DEF Cadavers
    DL Mann - Zombies
    DL Olson - Zombies
    LB Ham - Zombies
    WC Qb Star/Fouts - Zombies
    BN WR Fox - Werewolves
    BN RB Bettis/Harris - Zombies
    BN RB Sanders/Allen - Tundra
    BN TE Huber - Third Reich
    BN LB Reynolds - Rams

    Guttbombs
    QB Guttmann - Tundra
    RB McCutcheon - Rams
    RB Cappelletti - Rams
    TE Simmons - Fairies
    WR Owens - Waste
    WR Collins - Tundra
    ST Tundra
    DEF Zombies
    DL Jones - Zombies
    DB Nixon - Waste
    LB Youngblood - Rams
    WC QB Geronimo - Cherokee
    BN WR Theodore - Sasquatch
    BN RB Holmes - Fairies
    BN DL Landon - Werewolves
    BN TE Tugsalot - Cherokee
    BN RB Wax Off - Sumos

    Joe Greco
    QB Stink water - Sasquatch
    RB 2 Cents - Bozos
    RB Grog - sasquatch
    TE Kwan/Chan - Sumos
    WR Body - Cadavers
    WR Wolf - Third Reich
    ST Toxic Waste
    DEF Mennonites
    DL Dreyer - Rams
    DB Billy Yoder - Mennonites
    LB Barbrady - Cows
    WC QB Femur - Cadavers
    BN WR Caine - Union Jacks
    BN DL Tide - Fire Lizards
    BN RB Wagner - Third Reich
    BN WR Stuckey - Mennonites
    BN WR Brittle - Cadavers

    Misfits
    QB Stan - Cows
    RB Simpson - Waste
    RB O’Mander - Fire Lizards
    TE Drake - Union Jacks
    WR Stinger - Bees
    WR Hayes/Brown - Zombies
    ST Sumos
    DEF Ra
    LB Thinker - Sasquatch
    LB Plus - Bozos
    DB Clapton - Union Jacks
    WC QB Ho Fire Lizards
    BN RB Leach - Fairies
    BN WR Bitz - Moon Sharks
    BN TE Target - Bozos
    BN WR E. Guana - Fire Lizards
    BN LB Churilla - Tundra

    Mozeek
    QB Smeby - Union Jacks
    RB Jagger - Union Jacks
    RB Pedic - Cadavers
    TE Farwell - Waste
    WR Kyle - Cows
    WR Sulu - Sumos
    ST Fairies
    DEF Werewolves
    DL Nectanebo - Ra
    DB Piy - Ra
    LB Tefnact - Ra
    WC QB Terr - Moon Sharks
    BN WR Komodo - Fire Lizards
    BN RB Fin - Moon Sharks
    BN LB Ater - Moon Sharks
    BN TE Nelson - Rams
    BN LB Abraham Martin John - Mennonites

    Silverhorse
    QB Kingbee - Bees
    RB 5 ½ - More Or Less - Bozos
    RB Pollen - Bees
    TE Bradley - Cows
    WR 1.4 - Bozos
    WR Pip - Cows
    ST Bozos
    DEF Bees
    DL Gould - Bees
    DB Wasp - Bees
    DL -6 - Bozos
    WC DEF Bozos
    BN RB Underworld - Cadavers
    BN QB Moon - Werewolves
    BN DL Dauber - Bees
    BN WR Pisces - Bozos
    BN TE Zee - Moon Sharks

    Sweet Kenny
    QB Dubya - Waste
    RB Butters - Cows
    RB Allen/Martin - Zombies
    TE Casper/Francis - Zombies
    WR Badgas - Sasquatch
    WR Ko - Fire Lizards
    ST Rams
    DEF Cows
    DL Page - Zombies
    DB Deoder Yoder - Mennonites
    LB Chappy - Sasquatch
    WC QB Klink - Reich
    BN RB Tiger - Sharks
    BN DB Seles - Tundra
    BN WR Jackson - Rams
    BN WR Akhenaton - Ra
    BN DL Raleigh - Union Jacks

    Umizoomi
    QB Cruise - Fairies
    RB Ezekiel - Mennonites
    RB Hammerhead - Sharks
    TE Tipper - Sasquatch
    WR Jessie - Rams
    WR Lemon - Sharks
    ST Ra
    DEF Sasquatch
    LB Nicholson - Werewolves
    DL Youngblood - Rams
    DB Mackey - Cows
    WC QB Haden - Rams
    BN RB Colbert - Waste
    BN TE Ellion - Fire Lizards
    BN DL Stroker - Fairies
    BN RB Blue - Moon Sharks
    BN DL Herrmann - Third Reich
    Last edited by RavennaAl; 08-22-2013, 09:16 PM.

  • #2
    Here’s the predictions for the first week’s games……..

    Sharks vs. Werewolves The Sharks make their return to the WMLMF after a successful year in the Postal League. Will the diet they went under to make the 3.3g limit hurt them? The Wolves won’t back down an inch and Warren Moon is looking to rebound from a dismal season. This should be a tight one, but the Sharks come out on top 17-14

    Cadavers vs. Zombies New Zealand made a run last year and made it to the Gumbo Bowl and the first ever SCPC Challenge Bowl. The Cadavers just missed out on the playoffs and will be gunning for the walking dead. The dead come out on top of the almost dead, 21-17

    Moon Sharks vs. Sasquatch The Moon Sharks are making their first appearance in the WMLMF, unfortunately they face one of the leagues best teams. The Sasquatch still remember the stinging loss to the Zombies last year and will look to trample the newcomers. The Bigfoots win big, 31-17

    Toxic Waste vs. Ra Egypt has been in turmoil all summer and needs to concentrate on their game. The Toxic Waste also need to concentrate and quit making mistakes. The Ra has the better team, 28-10

    Third Reich vs. Tundra This should be a shootout. The Tundra has the stronger defense, the Reich has the better passing game. The team that moves the ball consistently will come out on top. Tundra wins a wild one, 35-34

    Rams vs. Union Jacks London came close to making the playoffs in their first year. The Rams are the 2 time defending WMLMF champs and the SCPC 3.3 division champs. Enough said. Rams beat down the Englishmen, 35-17

    Killer Bees vs. Cows The Bees had the worst season in team history. The Cows were spectacular. Not much has changed during the off season, so look for South Park to roll again, 35-21

    Fire Lizards vs. Cherokee Nation. Hawaii comes over from Glenn Hardaway’s HEFL. The Cherokeee are an 80’s Washington Redskins team that has been made over. Since neither has played a game in the WMLMF before, I’ll go with the prettier team. Lizards top the Cherokee 17-14

    Mennonites vs. Fairies The Mennonites have been busy building barns to get in shape for the season. The Fairies have been in the gym pumping up as well. Cruise has a blistering day, but the ‘Nites hang on for a 38-35 victory.

    Sumos vs. Bozos The Bozos spent the summer trying to forget their loss in the playoffs by spraying seltzer water and hitting each other with pies. The Sumos got new color coordinated bases and are trying to forget the last 2 years. Sumos prevail 28-21

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    • #3
      Here's the Fantasy match ups. I'll start playing games this weekend, so you'll have until Tuesday night to make any roster changes. Who will win this year? Will it be Motzart? Batchump? The Geico Lizard? The Central Mind Farts? How about team Pizzwater? Or the Guttless Wonders? Maybe the Unicorns will come out on top, or Sweaty Kenny? Then again it could be Copper Donkey's turn, or will the Hissyfits take the crown? There's only one way to tell, and that's to start the season.


      Mozeek………………………………................Proj / Actual | Actual / Proj...........................Batman


      QB Doc Smeby - Union Jacks (RM)………………………23.7 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … Pi - Bozos (SS)
      RB Mick Jagger - Union Jacks (RM) …………………….16.5 / XXX | XXX / 27.1 … Kenny - Cows (KB)
      RB OrthoPedic - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….……19.4 / XXX | XXX / 26.9 … Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (TW)
      TE Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (RA) ………………….12.9 / XXX | XXX/ 14.0 … Elias Wallace - Tundra (TR)
      WR Kyle - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........17.4 / XXX | XXX / 16.7 … George B. Hive - Killer Bees (SP)
      WR Sulu - Sumos (BO) ………………………………........15.3 / XXX | XXX / 15.8 … Lemon - Sharks (WW)
      ST Fairies (MM) ……………………………….................10.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.8 … Cows (KB)
      DEF Werewolves (PS) ………………………………........17.1 / XXX | XXX / 17.2 … Sumos (BO)
      DL Nectanebo - Ra (TW) ……………………………..…....5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 …. LB Chopsticks - Sumos (BO)
      DB Piy - Ra (TW) ………………………………................5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 …. LB Santa - Cows (KB)
      LB Tefnact - Ra (TW) ………………………………..........4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 …. DB Left U-Turn - Bozos (SS)
      WC QB Cray Terr - Moon Sharks (SQ) …………………19.8 / XXX | XXX / 26.5 … QB Chevy Chase - Sharks (WW)
      TOTALS ………………………….........…….... 166.1 / XXX | XXX / 197.3
      BN WR Ko Modo - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…….16.8 / XXX | XXX / 24.0 … Muckman - Sasquatch (MS)
      BN RB Apollo Fin - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………..16.2 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 ….. DL Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (RA)
      BN LB Termin Ater - Moon Sharks (SQ) ….…………..3,5 / XXX | XXX / 18.4 … DEF Sharks (WW)
      BN TE Terry Nelson - Rams (UJ) …………………….….13.4 / XXX | XXX / 13.5 … ST Sharks (WW)
      BN DB Abraham Martin John - Mennonites (FF ) ….4.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … LB Dave Drone - Killer Bees (SP)




      Joe Greco……………………………………………………………….…….................. .……………Centralia Mine Fires

      QB Stinkwater - Sasquatch (MS) …………………. 27.2 / XXX | XXX / 27.1 … Moses - Ra (TW)
      RB 2 Cents - Bozos (SS) ………………………………..19.1 / XXX | XXX / 19.5 … Kknum / Imhptep - Ra (TW)
      RB Grog - Sequatchie (MS) …………………………….23.0 / XXX | XXX / 18.8 … John Cleese - Union Jacks (RM)
      TE Kwan/Chan - Sumos (BO) ………………………….13.6 / XXX | XXX / 14.0 … Xerxes - Ra (TW)
      WR Stiff Body - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….. 15.3 / XXX | XXX / 16.0 … Kamose - Ra (TW)
      WR Willie Wolf - Third Reich (AT) ……………………16.8 / XXX | XXX / 16.3 … Johnson / Lofton - Zombies (CC)
      ST Toxic Waste (RA) ……………………………….......11.7 / XXX | XXX / 12.4 … Cadavers (NZ)
      DEF Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….........17.5 XXX | XXX / 17.2 … Cadavers (NZ)
      DL Fred Dreyer - Rams (UJ) ……………………...……..6.0 / XXX | XXX / 5.5 … DL Charles Mann - Zombies (CC)
      DB Billy Yoder - Mennonites (FF) …………..………….4.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Merlin Olson - Rams (UJ)
      DL Officer Barbrady - Cows (KB) ………………...…….4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … LB Jack Ham - Zombies (CC)
      WC QB Chip Femur - Cadavers (NZ) …………………23.8 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … QB Star / Fouts _ Zombies (CC)
      TOTALS …………………………............…… 182.5 / XXX | XXX / 180.7
      BN WR Michael Caine - Union Jacks (RM) …………15.4 / XXX | XXX / 10.2 … WR Michael J. Fox - Werewolves (PS)
      BN DL Rip Tide - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………....….3.5 / XXX | XXX / 17.3 … RB Bettis / Harris - Zombies (CC)
      BN RB Sven Wagner - Third Reich (AT) …………….15.8 / XXX | XXX / 17.9 … RB Sanders / Allen - Tundra (TR)
      BN WR Steven Stuckey - Mennonites (FF) ….…..14.2 / XXX | XXX / 11.1 … TE Gunther Huber - Third Reich (AT)
      BN WR Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) …………….. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … LB Jack Reynolds - Rams (UJ)





      BEER! ………………………………………………………….................……… Guttbombs

      QB Bruce Lee - Sumos (BO) ………………………....…26.8 / XXX | XXX / 28.5 … Michael Guttmann - Tundra (TR)
      RB Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (FF) …………………..26.4 / XXX | XXX / 26.0 … Lawrence McCutcheon - Rams (UJ)
      RB Wax On - Sumos (BO) …………………………....….23.7 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … John Cappelletti - Rams (UJ)
      TE Steve Austin - Mennonites (FF) ………….………14.8 / XXX | XXX / 13.7 … Gene Simmons - Fairies (MM)
      WR Michael Jackson - Fairies (MM) ……………..…..12.5 / XXX | XXX / 13.8 … Barnabas Collins - Tundra (TR)
      WR Dirk Bronson - Werewolves (PS) …………..……13.0 / XXX | XXX / 12.4 … Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (RA)
      ST Cherokee (FL) ……………………………….............14.0 / XXX | XXX / 14.2 … Tundra (TR)
      DEF Rams (UJ) ………………………………................17.5 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … Zombies (CC)
      LB Wolfgang Hahn - Third Reich (AT) ……………..….3.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … DL Deacon Jones - Zombies (CC)
      DB Squanto - Cherokee (FL) ……………………..……….4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DB Dick Nixon - Toxic Waste (RA)
      DL Louis Lapp - Mennonites (FF) ………………..………5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0.... LB Jim Youngblood - Rams (UJ)
      WC QB Billy Bob Weisser - Mennonites (FF) ….….29.0 / XXX | XXX / 21.1 … QB Geronimo - Cherokee (FL)
      TOTALS …………………………...........….… 190.2 / XXX | XXX / 183.2
      BN RB Horatio Huss - Tundra (TR) …………………….19.8 / XXX | XXX / 13.9 … WR Theodore - Sasquatch (MS)
      BN RB Little Turtle - Cherokee (FL) ………………….17.0 / XXX | XXX / 18.1 … RB Johnny Holmes - Fairies (MM)
      BN DEF Union Jacks (RM) ………………………...………13.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Michael Landon - Werewolves (PS)
      BN ST Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….....14.9 / XXX | XXX / 9.8 … TE Tugsalot … Cherokee (FL)
      BN DL Tank - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………………4.5 / XXX | XXX / 20.3 … RB Wax Off - Sumos (BO)



      Umizoomi ………………………………………………………………..Sweet Kenny

      QB Tommy Cruise - Fairies (MM)…………………….. 28.2 / XXX | XXX / 24.7 … George Dubya - Toxic Waste (RA)
      RB Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (FF) ………………22.3 / XXX | XXX / 24.8 … Butters - Cows (KB)
      RB Hammerhead - Sharks (WW) ……………………….18.5 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Allen/Martin - Zombies (CC)
      TE Tipper - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………..……13.8 / XXX | XXX / 10.9 … Casper/Francis - Zombies (CC)
      WR Ron Jessie - Rams (UJ) …………………………..….14.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.2 … Badgas - Sasquatch (MS)
      WR Lemon - Sharks (WW) …………………………..…..14.6 / XXX | XXX / 13.8 … Guy Ko - Fire Lizards (CH)
      ST Ra (TW) ……………………………….....................11.4 / XXX | XXX / 12.9 … Rams (UJ)
      DEF Sasquatch (MS) ………………………………........ 22.8 / XXX | XXX / 23.0 … Cows (KB)
      LB Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (PS) ………………..4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Alan Page - Zombies (CC)
      DL Jack Youngblood - Rams (UJ) …………………….….6.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DB Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (FF)
      DB Mr. Mackey - Cows (KB) …………………………...….4.5 / XXX | XXX / 5.0 … LB Chappy - Sasquatch (MS)
      WC QB Pat Haden - Rams (UJ) …………………….…. 24.0 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … QB Wilhelm Klink - Third Reich (AT)
      TOTALS ……………………….......................184.1 / XXX | XXX / 183.5
      BN RB Steven Colbert - Toxic Waste (RA) …………17.7 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … RB Tiger - Sharks (WW)
      BN TE Cam Ellion - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………...12.3 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DB Burtrub Seles - Tundra (TR)
      BN DL Rod Stroker - Fairies (MM) ………………………..4.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.3 …WR Harold Jackson - Rams (UJ)
      BN RB Rocky Blue - Moon Sharks (SQ)………..……. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 12.0 … WR Akhenaton - Ra (TW)
      BN DL Joseph Herrmann - Third Reich (AT) ………… 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Walter Raleigh - Union Jacks (RM)


      Misfits ……………………………………………................................. ..……… Silverhorse

      QB Stan - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........28.8 / XXX | XXX / 28.1 … Kerry Kingbee - Killer Bees (SP)
      RB Orenthal Simpson - Toxic Waste (RA) ……….….20.0 / XXX | XXX / 19.8 … 5 ½/More Or Less - Bozos (SS)
      RB Sal O’Mander - Fire Lizards (CH) ……………….….20.4 / XXX | XXX / 18.2 … Peter Pollen - Killer Bees (SP)
      TE Francis Drake - Union Jacks (RM) …………………. 9.3 / XXX | XXX / 13.4 … Bradley - Cows (KB)
      WR Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (SP) ….………………..12.9 / XXX | XXX / 10.6 … 1.4 - Bozos (SS)
      WR Hayes/Brown - Zombies (CC) …………………….. 13.0 / XXX | XXX / 15.0 … Pip - Cows (KB)
      ST Sumos (BO) ……………………………….................13.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.2 … Bozos (SS)
      DEF Ra (TW) ………………………………................... 22.7 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Killer Bees (SP)
      LB Thinker - Sasquatch (MS) ………………….………….5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (SP)
      LB Plus - Bozos (SS) ……………………………….......... 3.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DB Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (SP)
      DB Eric Clapton - Union Jacks (RM) ……….………... 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … -6 - Bozos (SS)
      WC QB Don Ho Fire Lizards (CH) …………………….. 21.1 / XXX | XXX / 20.2 … DEF Bozos (SS)
      TOTALS ………………………......................173.7 / XXX | XXX / 170.9
      BN RB James Leach - Fairies (MM) …………….……. 23.8 / XXX | XXX / 23.4 … RB Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ)
      BN WR Orr Bitz - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………… 10.4 / XXX | XXX / 17.3 … QB Warren Moon - Werewolves (PS)
      BN TE Target - Bozos (SS) …………………………….... 9.4 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (SP)
      BN WR E. Guana - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…. 13.3 / XXX | XXX / 12.8 … WR Pisces - Bozos (SS)
      BN LB Thrilla Churilla - Tundra (TR) ………………….. 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 9.2 … TE Fran Zee - Moon Sharks (SQ)


      (SQ) - Canadian Sasquatch …. (NZ) - New Zealand Zombies … (CC) - Cleveland Cadavers … (WW) - Weirdwolf’s Werewolves … (MS) - Munich Moon Sharks … (RA) - Egypt Ra … (TR) - Munich Third Reich … (UJ) - London Union Jacks … (KB) - Kalamazoo Killer Bees … (CH) - Cherokee Nation … (BO) - Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek … (MM) - Midwest Mennonites … (FF) - San Francisco Flaming Fairies … (SS) - Kansas City Super Sumos … (FL) - Hawaiian Fire Lizards … (RM) - That 70’s Rams Team … (SP) - South Park Cows …. (TW) - Three Mile Island Toxic Waste … (AT) - Arctic Tundra … (PS) - Pacific Sharks
      Last edited by RavennaAl; 08-28-2013, 07:09 PM.

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      • #4
        Odds are in my favorite i have to win a game sooner or later. Let the vibrations start!!!

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        • #5
          Tell Mr. Blowchunks to stop screwing around and get back to his desk...damn that monkey is overpaid!

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          • #6
            Lynn, how did you get a hold of the office party video with Mr. Blowschunks and his associates? Doesn't matter, once the season starts they'll buckle down and get to work.

            I got motivated and played 2 games over the holiday weekend. I enjoyed doing 2 of my favorite things, playing MF and burning food on the grill. I suppose if I had been paying more attention to the food and less attention to the games maybe I wouldn't burn what was on the grill.

            Anyways, here the first 2 games. Fantasy scores to follow soon.......


            Hawaii Erupts - Scalps Cherokee

            The Hawaiian Fire Lizards earned their first WMLMF victory with a convincing 31-10 thumping of the Cherokee Nation. Sal O’Mander led the way for the Lizards with 95 yards rushing and a touchdown. Don Ho completed 7-11-0 for 146 yards and 2 TD’s for Hawaii. The Cherokee offense struggled to get anything going against a sound Hawaii defense. Geronomo was 9-12-2 with 114 yards and no scores as the Lizard defense refused to let the Cherokee get any big plays. The Nation was held to only 43 yards on the ground. Special teams was another story as Runs Like Wind returned a kick 90 yards and a TD for the Indians. Moe Lokai led the Lizard defense with 5 tackles, 4 for loss of yards while the Cherokee relied on Chief Corn Hole with 4 tackles and a forced fumble.

            Mennonites Get Offensive To Top Fairies

            The Midwest Mennonites jumped out to a quick 14-0 lead, then hung on for a wild 49-42 win over the San Francisco Flaming Fairies. Billy Bob Weisser tossed 3 touchdowns on 8-10-0 passing with 255 yards to lead the way for the Amish. His counterpart wasn’t too shabby either, as Tommy Cruise went 10-16-1 for 309 yards and 3 TD’s. James Leach was a stud in a losing effort for team pink, as he scored 4 TD’s on the day with 110 rushing yards and 132 receiving yards. Speedy Ezekiel pounded out 134 yards on the ground for the ‘Nites with a pair of scores. Abraham Martin John had 3 tackles and an interception for the men in black, while Jack Stone was tops for the Fairies defense with 3 tackles and a sack.

            Pic #1 Speedy Ezekiel, P22:1, goes in for a score

            Pic #2 Sal O'Mander, #21, finds a huge hole in the Cherokee defense
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            • #7
              Originally posted by

              The Hawaiian Fire Lizards earned their first WMLMF victory with a convincing 31-10 thumping of the Cherokee Nation.

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              Sal O’Mander led the way for the Lizards with 95 yards rushing and a touchdown. Don Ho completed 7-11-0 for 146 yards and 2 TD’s[/B] for Hawaii. The Cherokee offense struggled to get anything going against a sound Hawaii defense. Geronomo was 9-12-2 with 114 yards and no scores as the Lizard defense refused to let the Cherokee get any big plays. The Nation was held to only 43 yards on the ground. Special teams was another story as Runs Like Wind returned a kick 90 yards and a TD for the Indians. Moe Lokai led the Lizard defense with 5 tackles, 4 for loss of yards while the Cherokee relied on Chief Corn Hole with 4 tackles and a forced fumble.

              Mennonites Get Offensive To Top Fairies

              The Midwest Mennonites jumped out to a quick 14-0 lead, then hung on for a wild 49-42 win over the San Francisco Flaming Fairies. Billy Bob Weisser tossed 3 touchdowns on 8-10-0 passing with 255 yards to lead the way for the Amish. His counterpart wasn’t too shabby either, as Tommy Cruise went 10-16-1 for 309 yards and 3 TD’s. James Leach was a stud in a losing effort for team pink, as he scored 4 TD’s on the day with 110 rushing yards and 132 receiving yards. Speedy Ezekiel pounded out 134 yards on the ground for the ‘Nites with a pair of scores. Abraham Martin John had 3 tackles and an interception for the men in black, while Jack Stone was tops for the Fairies defense with 3 tackles and a sack.
              Here we go. Hawaii's Misfits Don Ho & Sal O'Mander both had good outing. Leach of the Fairies was on the bench. Go figure! Did E Guana catch any Ho TD's? He's on my bench too.

              Two nice outings and two even better outings on the bench. So that's how this is going to go heh?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Drk View Post
                Here we go. Hawaii's Misfits Don Ho & Sal O'Mander both had good outing. Leach of the Fairies was on the bench. Go figure! Did E Guana catch any Ho TD's? He's on my bench too.

                Two nice outings and two even better outings on the bench. So that's how this is going to go heh?
                This year you're actually going to have to do a little work to win. Who will you play this week and who will sit?? What's your gut instinct telling you??? Do you drop a player or give him another week to do better??? Oooooo.... the suspense is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

                Here we are after the 1st 2 games, more to follow.......



                Mozeek………………………………................Proj / Actual | Actual / Proj...........................Batman


                QB Doc Smeby - Union Jacks (RM)………………………23.7 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … Pi - Bozos (SS)
                RB Mick Jagger - Union Jacks (RM) …………………….16.5 / XXX | XXX / 27.1 … Kenny - Cows (KB)
                RB OrthoPedic - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….……19.4 / XXX | XXX / 26.9 … Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (TW)
                TE Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (RA) ………………….12.9 / XXX | XXX/ 14.0 … Elias Wallace - Tundra (TR)
                WR Kyle - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........17.4 / XXX | XXX / 16.7 … George B. Hive - Killer Bees (SP)
                WR Sulu - Sumos (BO) ………………………………........15.3 / XXX | XXX / 15.8 … Lemon - Sharks (WW)
                ST Fairies (MM) ……………………………….................10.0 / 11.0 | XXX / 13.8 … Cows (KB)
                DEF Werewolves (PS) ………………………………........17.1 / XXX | XXX / 17.2 … Sumos (BO)
                DL Nectanebo - Ra (TW) ……………………………..…....5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 …. LB Chopsticks - Sumos (BO)
                DB Piy - Ra (TW) ………………………………................5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 …. LB Santa - Cows (KB)
                LB Tefnact - Ra (TW) ………………………………..........4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 …. DB Left U-Turn - Bozos (SS)
                WC QB Cray Terr - Moon Sharks (SQ) …………………19.8 / XXX | XXX / 26.5 … QB Chevy Chase - Sharks (WW)
                TOTALS ………………………….........…….... 166.1 / 11.0 | 0.0 / 197.3
                BN WR Ko Modo - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…….16.8 / XXX | XXX / 24.0 … Muckman - Sasquatch (MS)
                BN RB Apollo Fin - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………..16.2 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 ….. DL Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (RA)
                BN LB Termin Ater - Moon Sharks (SQ) ….…………..3,5 / XXX | XXX / 18.4 … DEF Sharks (WW)
                BN TE Terry Nelson - Rams (UJ) …………………….….13.4 / XXX | XXX / 13.5 … ST Sharks (WW)
                BN DB Abraham Martin John - Mennonites (FF ) ….4.5 / 6.0 | XXX / 4.0 … LB Dave Drone - Killer Bees (SP)




                Joe Greco……………………………………………………………….…….................. .……………Centralia Mine Fires

                QB Stinkwater - Sasquatch (MS) …………………. 27.2 / XXX | XXX / 27.1 … Moses - Ra (TW)
                RB 2 Cents - Bozos (SS) ………………………………..19.1 / XXX | XXX / 19.5 … Kknum / Imhptep - Ra (TW)
                RB Grog - Sasquatch (MS) …………………………….23.0 / XXX | XXX / 18.8 … John Cleese - Union Jacks (RM)
                TE Kwan/Chan - Sumos (BO) ………………………….13.6 / XXX | XXX / 14.0 … Xerxes - Ra (TW)
                WR Stiff Body - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….. 15.3 / XXX | XXX / 16.0 … Kamose - Ra (TW)
                WR Willie Wolf - Third Reich (AT) ……………………16.8 / XXX | XXX / 16.3 … Johnson / Lofton - Zombies (CC)
                ST Toxic Waste (RA) ……………………………….......11.7 / XXX | XXX / 12.4 … Cadavers (NZ)
                DEF Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….........17.5 / 22.0 | XXX / 17.2 … Cadavers (NZ)
                DL Fred Dreyer - Rams (UJ) ……………………...……..6.0 / XXX | XXX / 5.5 … DL Charles Mann - Zombies (CC)
                DB Billy Yoder - Mennonites (FF) …………..………….4.5 / 0.0 | XXX / 4.0 … DL Merlin Olson - Rams (UJ)
                DL Officer Barbrady - Cows (KB) ………………...…….4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … LB Jack Ham - Zombies (CC)
                WC QB Chip Femur - Cadavers (NZ) …………………23.8 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … QB Star / Fouts _ Zombies (CC)
                TOTALS …………………………............…… 182.5 / 22.0 | 0.0 / 180.7
                BN WR Michael Caine - Union Jacks (RM) …………15.4 / XXX | XXX / 10.2 … WR Michael J. Fox - Werewolves (PS)
                BN DL Rip Tide - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………....…3.5 / 4.75 | XXX / 17.3 … RB Bettis / Harris - Zombies (CC)
                BN RB Sven Wagner - Third Reich (AT) …………….15.8 / XXX | XXX / 17.9 … RB Sanders / Allen - Tundra (TR)
                BN WR Steven Stuckey - Mennonites (FF) ….…..14.2 / 18.6 | XXX / 11.1 … TE Gunther Huber - Third Reich (AT)
                BN WR Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) …………….. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … LB Jack Reynolds - Rams (UJ)





                BEER! ………………………………………………………….................……… Guttbombs

                QB Bruce Lee - Sumos (BO) ………………………....…26.8 / XXX | XXX / 28.5 … Michael Guttmann - Tundra (TR)
                RB Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (FF) …………………..26.4 / 21.8 | XXX / 26.0 … Lawrence McCutcheon - Rams (UJ)
                RB Wax On - Sumos (BO) …………………………....….23.7 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … John Cappelletti - Rams (UJ)
                TE Steve Austin - Mennonites (FF) ………….………14.8 / 15.1 | 21.0 / 13.7 … Gene Simmons - Fairies (MM)
                WR Michael Jackson - Fairies (MM) ……………..…..12.5 / 7.0 | XXX / 13.8 … Barnabas Collins - Tundra (TR)
                WR Dirk Bronson - Werewolves (PS) …………..……13.0 / XXX | XXX / 12.4 … Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (RA)
                ST Cherokee (FL) ……………………………….............14.0 / 20.5 | XXX / 14.2 … Tundra (TR)
                DEF Rams (UJ) ………………………………................17.5 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … Zombies (CC)
                LB Wolfgang Hahn - Third Reich (AT) ……………..….3.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … DL Deacon Jones - Zombies (CC)
                DB Squanto - Cherokee (FL) ……………………..……….4.0 / 3.0 | XXX / 4.0 … DB Dick Nixon - Toxic Waste (RA)
                DL Louis Lapp - Mennonites (FF) ………………..………5.0 / 2.5 | XXX / 4.0.... LB Jim Youngblood - Rams (UJ)
                WC QB Billy Bob Weisser - Mennonites (FF) ….….29.0 / 49.5 | 5.9 / 21.1 … QB Geronimo - Cherokee (FL)
                TOTALS …………………………...........….… 190.2 / 119.4 | 26.9 / 183.2
                BN RB Horatio Huss - Tundra (TR) …………………….19.8 / XXX | XXX / 13.9 … WR Theodore - Sasquatch (MS)
                BN RB Little Turtle - Cherokee (FL) ………………….17.0 / 5.4 | 23.8 / 18.1 … RB Johnny Holmes - Fairies (MM)
                BN DEF Union Jacks (RM) ………………………...………13.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Michael Landon - Werewolves (PS)
                BN ST Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….....14.9 / 20.0 | 1.5 / 9.8 … TE Tugsalot … Cherokee (FL)
                BN DL Tank - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………………4.5 / XXX | XXX / 20.3 … RB Wax Off - Sumos (BO)



                Umizoomi ………………………………………………………………..Sweet Kenny

                QB Tommy Cruise - Fairies (MM)…………………….. 28.2 / 52.9 | XXX / 24.7 … George Dubya - Toxic Waste (RA)
                RB Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (FF) ………………22.3 / 27.5 | XXX / 24.8 … Butters - Cows (KB)
                RB Hammerhead - Sharks (WW) ……………………….18.5 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Allen/Martin - Zombies (CC)
                TE Tipper - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………..……13.8 / XXX | XXX / 10.9 … Casper/Francis - Zombies (CC)
                WR Ron Jessie - Rams (UJ) …………………………..….14.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.2 … Badgas - Sasquatch (MS)
                WR Lemon - Sharks (WW) …………………………..…..14.6 / XXX | 7.6 / 13.8 … Guy Ko - Fire Lizards (CH)
                ST Ra (TW) ……………………………….....................11.4 / XXX | XXX / 12.9 … Rams (UJ)
                DEF Sasquatch (MS) ………………………………........ 22.8 / XXX | XXX / 23.0 … Cows (KB)
                LB Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (PS) ………………..4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Alan Page - Zombies (CC)
                DL Jack Youngblood - Rams (UJ) …………………….….6.0 / XXX | 2.0 / 4.5 … DB Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (FF)
                DB Mr. Mackey - Cows (KB) …………………………...….4.5 / XXX | XXX / 5.0 … LB Chappy - Sasquatch (MS)
                WC QB Pat Haden - Rams (UJ) …………………….…. 24.0 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … QB Wilhelm Klink - Third Reich (AT)
                TOTALS ……………………….......................184.1 / 80.4 | 9.6 / 183.5
                BN RB Steven Colbert - Toxic Waste (RA) …………17.7 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … RB Tiger - Sharks (WW)
                BN TE Cam Ellion - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………...12.3 / 15.7 | XXX / 4.5 … DB Burtrub Seles - Tundra (TR)
                BN DL Rod Stroker - Fairies (MM) ………………………..4.0 / 4.0 | XXX / 13.3 …WR Harold Jackson - Rams (UJ)
                BN RB Rocky Blue - Moon Sharks (SQ)………..……. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 12.0 … WR Akhenaton - Ra (TW)
                BN DL Joseph Herrmann - Third Reich (AT) ………… 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Walter Raleigh - Union Jacks (RM)


                Misfits ……………………………………………................................. ..……… Silverhorse

                QB Stan - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........28.8 / XXX | XXX / 28.1 … Kerry Kingbee - Killer Bees (SP)
                RB Orenthal Simpson - Toxic Waste (RA) ……….….20.0 / XXX | XXX / 19.8 … 5 ½/More Or Less - Bozos (SS)
                RB Sal O’Mander - Fire Lizards (CH) ……………….….20.4 / 19.9 | XXX / 18.2 … Peter Pollen - Killer Bees (SP)
                TE Francis Drake - Union Jacks (RM) …………………. 9.3 / XXX | XXX / 13.4 … Bradley - Cows (KB)
                WR Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (SP) ….………………..12.9 / XXX | XXX / 10.6 … 1.4 - Bozos (SS)
                WR Hayes/Brown - Zombies (CC) …………………….. 13.0 / XXX | XXX / 15.0 … Pip - Cows (KB)
                ST Sumos (BO) ……………………………….................13.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.2 … Bozos (SS)
                DEF Ra (TW) ………………………………................... 22.7 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Killer Bees (SP)
                LB Thinker - Sasquatch (MS) ………………….………….5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (SP)
                LB Plus - Bozos (SS) ……………………………….......... 3.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DB Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (SP)
                DB Eric Clapton - Union Jacks (RM) ……….………... 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … -6 - Bozos (SS)
                WC QB Don Ho Fire Lizards (CH) …………………….. 21.1 / 36.9 | XXX / 20.2 … DEF Bozos (SS)
                TOTALS ………………………......................173.7 / 56.8 | 0.0 / 170.9
                BN RB James Leach - Fairies (MM) …………….……. 23.8 / 48.2 | XXX / 23.4 … RB Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ)
                BN WR Orr Bitz - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………… 10.4 / XXX | XXX / 17.3 … QB Warren Moon - Werewolves (PS)
                BN TE Target - Bozos (SS) …………………………….... 9.4 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (SP)
                BN WR E. Guana - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…. 13.3 / 9.5 | XXX / 12.8 … WR Pisces - Bozos (SS)
                BN LB Thrilla Churilla - Tundra (TR) ………………….. 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 9.2 … TE Fran Zee - Moon Sharks (SQ)


                (SQ) - Canadian Sasquatch …. (NZ) - New Zealand Zombies … (CC) - Cleveland Cadavers … (WW) - Weirdwolf’s Werewolves … (MS) - Munich Moon Sharks … (RA) - Egypt Ra … (TR) - Munich Third Reich … (UJ) - London Union Jacks … (KB) - Kalamazoo Killer Bees … (CH) - Cherokee Nation … (BO) - Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek … (MM) - Midwest Mennonites … (FF) - San Francisco Flaming Fairies … (SS) - Kansas City Super Sumos … (FL) - Hawaiian Fire Lizards … (RM) - That 70’s Rams Team … (SP) - South Park Cows …. (TW) - Three Mile Island Toxic Waste … (AT) - Arctic Tundra … (PS) - Pacific Sharks

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                • #9
                  Egypt Surprised By Toxic Waste

                  Three Mile Island relied on something rarely seen by them in the past for their victory over the Ra. That something? Defense! The Waste limited the powerful Ra rushing game to 90 yards and held Moses to 208 yards on 9 - 19 - 2 passing. Don King and Ollie North made crucial 4th quarter interceptions for TMI to keep the Ra from rallying.

                  Jim Baker and Orenthal Simpson scored in the 1st quarter to give the Waste a 14-0 lead. Moses connected with his tight end Xerxes for a TD and Sphinx’s field goal trimmed the lead to 14-10 at the half. When Moses hit Kamose on a 50 yard bomb to open the 3rd quarter, it looked like the Waste would fold as they so often had in the past. Instead, Three Mile Island marched down the field on a 14 play drive to tie the game on a 35 yard Fidel Castro field goal. That’s when the Waste defense stepped in. Castro hit another field goal after King’s interception, and Steven Colbert broke open on a 43 yard jaunt to put the game away after North’s pick. George Dubya finished the day with 227 yards and a TD toss with 10-15-1 passing. Nectanebo led the Ra defense with 4 tackles and a sack, while North’s 3 ½ tackles and an interception was tops for TMI.

                  Sumos Run Over Bozos


                  The Kansas City Super Sumos ran for 252 yards as they walloped the Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek, 42-28. Wax Off led the way with 121 yards on the ground, pounding out 2 TD’s, and also getting 61 receiving yards with a TD as well. Bruce Lee looked good for KC, getting 163 yards with 3 TD’s, the other 2 of which went to his wideouts, Sulu and Mr. Miyagi. Pi tried to rally his team back, getting 222 yards on 13-23-2 passing with 3 TD’s , but they couldn’t overcome their 3 turnovers for the day. 2 Cents carried the rushing load for the Bozos with 79 yards on 12 carries and a score. He also had 86 receiving yards and caught a TD pass, but it wasn’t enough as the Bozo defense had trouble keeping the Sumos from moving the ball. A. Takahashi was a monster on defense for KC with 8 ½ tackles and a forced fumble.. Left U-Turn had 4 ½ tackles to lead the clowns.

                  Kamose outruns the Toxic Waste defense for a score.

                  **No game pics for the Bozos-Sumos game **
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                  • #10
                    Here we are after 4 games......



                    Mozeek………………………………................Proj / Actual | Actual / Proj...........................Batman


                    QB Doc Smeby - Union Jacks (RM)………………………23.7 / XXX | 42.2 / 26.8 … Pi - Bozos (SS)
                    RB Mick Jagger - Union Jacks (RM) …………………….16.5 / XXX | XXX / 27.1 … Kenny - Cows (KB)
                    RB OrthoPedic - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….……19.4 / XXX | 10.4 / 26.9 … Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (TW)
                    TE Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (RA) ………………….12.9 / 4.5 | XXX/ 14.0 … Elias Wallace - Tundra (TR)
                    WR Kyle - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........17.4 / XXX | XXX / 16.7 … George B. Hive - Killer Bees (SP)
                    WR Sulu - Sumos (BO) ………………………………........15.3 / 12.1 | XXX / 15.8 … Lemon - Sharks (WW)
                    ST Fairies (MM) ……………………………….................10.0 / 11.0 | XXX / 13.8 … Cows (KB)
                    DEF Werewolves (PS) ………………………………........17.1 / XXX | 33.5 / 17.2 … Sumos (BO)
                    DL Nectanebo - Ra (TW) ……………………………..…....5.0 / 6.5 | 4.5 / 4.0 …. LB Chopsticks - Sumos (BO)
                    DB Piy - Ra (TW) ………………………………................5.0 / 2.0 | XXX / 4.0 …. LB Santa - Cows (KB)
                    LB Tefnact - Ra (TW) ………………………………..........4.0 / 2.0 | 4.5 / 4.5 …. DB Left U-Turn - Bozos (SS)
                    WC QB Cray Terr - Moon Sharks (SQ) …………………19.8 / XXX | XXX / 26.5 … QB Chevy Chase - Sharks (WW)
                    TOTALS ………………………….........…….... 166.1 / 33.6 | 95.1 / 197.3
                    BN WR Ko Modo - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…….16.8 / XXX | XXX / 24.0 … RB Muckman - Sasquatch (MS)
                    BN RB Apollo Fin - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………..16.2 / XXX | 3.0 / 4.0 ….. DL Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (RA)
                    BN LB Termin Ater - Moon Sharks (SQ) ….…………..3,5 / XXX | XXX / 18.4 … DEF Sharks (WW)
                    BN TE Terry Nelson - Rams (UJ) …………………….….13.4 / XXX | XXX / 13.5 … ST Sharks (WW)
                    BN DB Abraham Martin John - Mennonites (FF ) ….4.5 / 6.0 | XXX / 4.0 … LB Dave Drone - Killer Bees (SP)




                    Joe Greco……………………………………………………………….…….................. .……………Centralia Mine Fires

                    QB Stinkwater - Sasquatch (MS) …………………. 27.2 / XXX | 30.3 / 27.1 … Moses - Ra (TW)
                    RB 2 Cents - Bozos (SS) ………………………………..19.1 / 32.5 | 3.2 / 19.5 … Kknum / Imhptep - Ra (TW)
                    RB Grog - Sasquatch (MS) …………………………….23.0 / XXX | XXX / 18.8 … John Cleese - Union Jacks (RM)
                    TE Kwan/Chan - Sumos (BO) ………………………….13.6 / 17.6 | 21.2 / 14.0 … Xerxes - Ra (TW)
                    WR Stiff Body - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….. 15.3 / XXX | 20.0 / 16.0 … Kamose - Ra (TW)
                    WR Willie Wolf - Third Reich (AT) ……………………16.8 / XXX | XXX / 16.3 … Johnson / Lofton - Zombies (CC)
                    ST Toxic Waste (RA) ……………………………….......11.7 / 13.0 | XXX / 12.4 … Cadavers (NZ)
                    DEF Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….........17.5 / 22.0 | XXX / 17.2 … Cadavers (NZ)
                    DL Fred Dreyer - Rams (UJ) ……………………...……..6.0 / XXX | XXX / 5.5 … DL Charles Mann - Zombies (CC)
                    DB Billy Yoder - Mennonites (FF) …………..………….4.5 / 0.0 | XXX / 4.0 … DL Merlin Olson - Rams (UJ)
                    DL Officer Barbrady - Cows (KB) ………………...…….4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … LB Jack Ham - Zombies (CC)
                    WC QB Chip Femur - Cadavers (NZ) …………………23.8 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … QB Star / Fouts _ Zombies (CC)
                    TOTALS …………………………............…… 182.5 / 85.1 | 74.7 / 180.7
                    BN WR Michael Caine - Union Jacks (RM) …………15.4 / XXX | XXX / 10.2 … WR Michael J. Fox - Werewolves (PS)
                    BN DL Rip Tide - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………....…3.5 / 4.75 | XXX / 17.3 … RB Bettis / Harris - Zombies (CC)
                    BN RB Sven Wagner - Third Reich (AT) …………….15.8 / XXX | XXX / 17.9 … RB Sanders / Allen - Tundra (TR)
                    BN WR Steven Stuckey - Mennonites (FF) ….…..14.2 / 18.6 | XXX / 11.1 … TE Gunther Huber - Third Reich (AT)
                    BN WR Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) …………….. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … LB Jack Reynolds - Rams (UJ)





                    BEER! ………………………………………………………….................……… Guttbombs

                    QB Bruce Lee - Sumos (BO) ………………………....…26.8 / 34.8 | XXX / 28.5 … Michael Guttmann - Tundra (TR)
                    RB Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (FF) …………………..26.4 / 21.8 | XXX / 26.0 … Lawrence McCutcheon - Rams (UJ)
                    RB Wax On - Sumos (BO) …………………………....….23.7 / 15.3 | XXX / 25.9 … John Cappelletti - Rams (UJ)
                    TE Steve Austin - Mennonites (FF) ………….………14.8 / 15.1 | 21.0 / 13.7 … Gene Simmons - Fairies (MM)
                    WR Michael Jackson - Fairies (MM) ……………..…..12.5 / 7.0 | XXX / 13.8 … Barnabas Collins - Tundra (TR)
                    WR Dirk Bronson - Werewolves (PS) …………..……13.0 / XXX | 8.5 / 12.4 … Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (RA)
                    ST Cherokee (FL) ……………………………….............14.0 / 20.5 | XXX / 14.2 … Tundra (TR)
                    DEF Rams (UJ) ………………………………................17.5 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … Zombies (CC)
                    LB Wolfgang Hahn - Third Reich (AT) ……………..….3.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … DL Deacon Jones - Zombies (CC)
                    DB Squanto - Cherokee (FL) ……………………..……….4.0 / 3.0 | 1.5 / 4.0 … DB Dick Nixon - Toxic Waste (RA)
                    DL Louis Lapp - Mennonites (FF) ………………..………5.0 / 2.5 | XXX / 4.0.... LB Jim Youngblood - Rams (UJ)
                    WC QB Billy Bob Weisser - Mennonites (FF) ….….29.0 / 49.5 | 5.9 / 21.1 … QB Geronimo - Cherokee (FL)
                    TOTALS …………………………...........….… 190.2 / 169.5 | 36.9 / 183.2
                    BN RB Horatio Huss - Tundra (TR) …………………….19.8 / XXX | XXX / 13.9 … WR Theodore - Sasquatch (MS)
                    BN RB Little Turtle - Cherokee (FL) ………………….17.0 / 5.4 | 23.8 / 18.1 … RB Johnny Holmes - Fairies (MM)
                    BN DEF Union Jacks (RM) ………………………...………13.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Michael Landon - Werewolves (PS)
                    BN ST Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….....14.9 / 20.0 | 1.5 / 9.8 … TE Tugsalot … Cherokee (FL)
                    BN DL Tank - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………………4.5 / XXX | 38.2 / 20.3 … RB Wax Off - Sumos (BO)



                    Umizoomi ………………………………………………………………..Sweet Kenny

                    QB Tommy Cruise - Fairies (MM)…………………….. 28.2 / 52.9 | 35.7 / 24.7 … George Dubya - Toxic Waste (RA)
                    RB Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (FF) ………………22.3 / 27.5 | XXX / 24.8 … Butters - Cows (KB)
                    RB Hammerhead - Sharks (WW) ……………………….18.5 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Allen/Martin - Zombies (CC)
                    TE Tipper - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………..……13.8 / XXX | XXX / 10.9 … Casper/Francis - Zombies (CC)
                    WR Ron Jessie - Rams (UJ) …………………………..….14.0 / XXX | XXX / 13.2 … Badgas - Sasquatch (MS)
                    WR Lemon - Sharks (WW) …………………………..…..14.6 / XXX | 7.6 / 13.8 … Guy Ko - Fire Lizards (CH)
                    ST Ra (TW) ……………………………….....................11.4 / 8.5 | XXX / 12.9 … Rams (UJ)
                    DEF Sasquatch (MS) ………………………………........ 22.8 / XXX | XXX / 23.0 … Cows (KB)
                    LB Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (PS) ………………..4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Alan Page - Zombies (CC)
                    DL Jack Youngblood - Rams (UJ) …………………….….6.0 / XXX | 2.0 / 4.5 … DB Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (FF)
                    DB Mr. Mackey - Cows (KB) …………………………...….4.5 / XXX | XXX / 5.0 … LB Chappy - Sasquatch (MS)
                    WC QB Pat Haden - Rams (UJ) …………………….…. 24.0 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … QB Wilhelm Klink - Third Reich (AT)
                    TOTALS ……………………….......................184.1 / 88.9 | 45.3 / 183.5
                    BN RB Steven Colbert - Toxic Waste (RA) …………17.7 / 18.2 | XXX / 16.6 … RB Tiger - Sharks (WW)
                    BN TE Cam Ellion - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………...12.3 / 15.7 | XXX / 4.5 … DB Burtrub Seles - Tundra (TR)
                    BN DL Rod Stroker - Fairies (MM) ………………………..4.0 / 4.0 | XXX / 13.3 …WR Harold Jackson - Rams (UJ)
                    BN RB Rocky Blue - Moon Sharks (SQ)………..……. 15.5 / XXX | 1.8 / 12.0 … WR Akhenaton - Ra (TW)
                    BN DL Joseph Herrmann - Third Reich (AT) ………… 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Walter Raleigh - Union Jacks (RM)


                    Misfits ……………………………………………................................. ..……… Silverhorse

                    QB Stan - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........28.8 / XXX | XXX / 28.1 … Kerry Kingbee - Killer Bees (SP)
                    RB Orenthal Simpson - Toxic Waste (RA) ……….….20.0 / 20.2 | 17.5 / 19.8 … 5 ½/More Or Less - Bozos (SS)
                    RB Sal O’Mander - Fire Lizards (CH) ……………….….20.4 / 19.9 | XXX / 18.2 … Peter Pollen - Killer Bees (SP)
                    TE Francis Drake - Union Jacks (RM) …………………. 9.3 / XXX | XXX / 13.4 … Bradley - Cows (KB)
                    WR Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (SP) ….………………..12.9 / XXX | 7.4 / 10.6 … 1.4 - Bozos (SS)
                    WR Hayes/Brown - Zombies (CC) …………………….. 13.0 / XXX | XXX / 15.0 … Pip - Cows (KB)
                    ST Sumos (BO) ……………………………….................13.0 / 17.0 | 7.5 / 13.2 … Bozos (SS)
                    DEF Ra (TW) ………………………………................... 22.7 / 24.0 | XXX / 19.4 … Killer Bees (SP)
                    LB Thinker - Sasquatch (MS) ………………….………….5.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (SP)
                    LB Plus - Bozos (SS) ……………………………….......... 3.5 / 4.5 | XXX / 4.0 … DB Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (SP)
                    DB Eric Clapton - Union Jacks (RM) ……….………... 4.0 / XXX | 0.0 / 4.5 …DL -6 - Bozos (SS)
                    WC QB Don Ho Fire Lizards (CH) …………………….. 21.1 / 36.9 | 15.8 / 20.2 … DEF Bozos (SS)
                    TOTALS ………………………......................173.7 / 122.5 | 48.2 / 170.9
                    BN RB James Leach - Fairies (MM) …………….……. 23.8 / 48.2 | XXX / 23.4 … RB Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ)
                    BN WR Orr Bitz - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………… 10.4 / XXX | XXX / 17.3 … QB Warren Moon - Werewolves (PS)
                    BN TE Target - Bozos (SS) …………………………….... 9.4 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (SP)
                    BN WR E. Guana - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…. 13.3 / 9.5 | 3.9 / 12.8 … WR Pisces - Bozos (SS)
                    BN LB Thrilla Churilla - Tundra (TR) ………………….. 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 9.2 … TE Fran Zee - Moon Sharks (SQ)


                    (SQ) - Canadian Sasquatch …. (NZ) - New Zealand Zombies … (CC) - Cleveland Cadavers … (WW) - Weirdwolf’s Werewolves … (MS) - Munich Moon Sharks … (RA) - Egypt Ra … (TR) - Munich Third Reich … (UJ) - London Union Jacks … (KB) - Kalamazoo Killer Bees … (CH) - Cherokee Nation … (BO) - Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek … (MM) - Midwest Mennonites … (FF) - San Francisco Flaming Fairies … (SS) - Kansas City Super Sumos … (FL) - Hawaiian Fire Lizards … (RM) - That 70’s Rams Team … (SP) - South Park Cows …. (TW) - Three Mile Island Toxic Waste … (AT) - Arctic Tundra … (PS) - Pacific Sharks

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                    • #11
                      bombs away

                      some nice stats by some guys ,i feel another 200 point game ,sorry kenny ,your final day has dawned, im back to reclaim what is mine............................so be afraid.............be very afraid...........

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                      • #12
                        Two games remaining for the first week.....

                        Cows Stung By Killer Bees

                        Peter Pollen ran for 3 touchdowns and the Killer Bee defense picked off 2 Stan Marsh passes as the Kalamazoo Killer Bees stunned the South Park Cows, 35-28. Despite the 2 interceptions, Marsh still had a fine day, completing 11-19-2 for 261 yards and 4 touchdowns. His favorite receiver was Pip, catching 3 passes for 106 yards and 2 scores. The Bee defense limited the powerful Cow running game to 124 yards with no scores. Kerry Kingbee finished the day with 242 yards passing, going 12-15-0 with a lone TD to Jason Stinger. Kingbee also scored on a 23 yard scamper. The Bee defense was led by Norman Nest with 9 tackles, while Mr. Hankey had 6 tackles and a forced fumble for the Cows.

                        Sasquatch Gopher It to Beat Moon Sharks

                        Gopher’s 20 yard TD return on a Moon Shark kick return fumble sparked Canada to a 38-21 victory over a pesky Munich team. Muckman led a pounding Sasquatch running game with 105 yards on 12 carries and a TD. Grog also chipped in a TD as the ‘Quatch rambled for 217 yards on the ground. Stinkwater had a quiet day for Canada, throwing for 122 yards and a pair of touchdowns. Cray Terr tossed 2 touchdowns on 11-17-1 passing with 267 yards in his debut for Munich. Rocky Blue and Apollo Fin found out the hard way what it’s like to run against the powerful Sasquatch defense as they were held to a combined 30 yards on the ground. The Moon Sharks special teams suffered from a case of butterfingers as they lost 2 of 3 fumbles on kick returns. Gopher led the Sasquatch defense with 4 tackles, with 2 for loss of yards. Crusty Bull was a monster for the Moon Sharks from his safety position with 8 tackles.


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                        • #13
                          4 games remain. It's still anybody's game, except for Hi-Ho Silverpony. Unless Derrick's remaining players go into the minus point mode, the Misfits come out on top....


                          Mozeek………………………………................Proj / Actual | Actual / Proj...........................Batman


                          QB Doc Smeby - Union Jacks (RM)………………………23.7 / XXX | 42.2 / 26.8 … Pi - Bozos (SS)
                          RB Mick Jagger - Union Jacks (RM) …………………….16.5 / XXX | 8.0 / 27.1 … Kenny - Cows (KB)
                          RB OrthoPedic - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….……19.4 / XXX | 10.4 / 26.9 … Ramesses/Khufu - Ra (TW)
                          TE Jerry Farwell - Toxic Waste (RA) ………………….12.9 / 4.5 | XXX/ 14.0 … Elias Wallace - Tundra (TR)
                          WR Kyle - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........17.4 / 14.8 | 4.6 / 16.7 … George B. Hive - Killer Bees (SP)
                          WR Sulu - Sumos (BO) ………………………………........15.3 / 12.1 | XXX / 15.8 … Lemon - Sharks (WW)
                          ST Fairies (MM) ……………………………….................10.0 / 11.0 | 8.5 / 13.8 … Cows (KB)
                          DEF Werewolves (PS) ………………………………........17.1 / XXX | 33.5 / 17.2 … Sumos (BO)
                          DL Nectanebo - Ra (TW) ……………………………..…....5.0 / 6.5 | 4.5 / 4.0 …. LB Chopsticks - Sumos (BO)
                          DB Piy - Ra (TW) ………………………………................5.0 / 2.0 | 1.0 / 4.0 …. LB Santa - Cows (KB)
                          LB Tefnact - Ra (TW) ………………………………..........4.0 / 2.0 | 4.5 / 4.5 …. DB Left U-Turn - Bozos (SS)
                          WC QB Cray Terr - Moon Sharks (SQ) …………………19.8 / 42.7 | XXX / 26.5 … QB Chevy Chase - Sharks (WW)
                          TOTALS ………………………….........…….... 166.1 / 95.6 | 117.2 / 197.3
                          BN WR Ko Modo - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…….16.8 / 15.1 | 27.1 / 24.0 … RB Muckman - Sasquatch (MS)
                          BN RB Apollo Fin - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………..16.2 / 1.4 | 3.0 / 4.0 ….. DL Colon Powell - Toxic Waste (RA)
                          BN LB Termin Ater - Moon Sharks (SQ) ….…………..3,5 / 4.5 | XXX / 18.4 … DEF Sharks (WW)
                          BN TE Terry Nelson - Rams (UJ) …………………….….13.4 / XXX | XXX / 13.5 … ST Sharks (WW)
                          BN DB Abraham Martin John - Mennonites (FF ) ….4.5 / 6.0 | 1.0 / 4.0 … LB Dave Drone - Killer Bees (SP)




                          Joe Greco……………………………………………………………….…….................. .……………Centralia Mine Fires

                          QB Stinkwater - Sasquatch (MS) …………………. 27.2 / 32.7 | 30.3 / 27.1 … Moses - Ra (TW)
                          RB 2 Cents - Bozos (SS) ………………………………..19.1 / 32.5 | 3.2 / 19.5 … Kknum / Imhptep - Ra (TW)
                          RB Grog - Sasquatch (MS) …………………………….23.0 / 16.1 | XXX / 18.8 … John Cleese - Union Jacks (RM)
                          TE Kwan/Chan - Sumos (BO) ………………………….13.6 / 17.6 | 21.2 / 14.0 … Xerxes - Ra (TW)
                          WR Stiff Body - Cadavers (NZ) …………………….. 15.3 / XXX | 20.0 / 16.0 … Kamose - Ra (TW)
                          WR Willie Wolf - Third Reich (AT) ……………………16.8 / XXX | XXX / 16.3 … Johnson / Lofton - Zombies (CC)
                          ST Toxic Waste (RA) ……………………………….......11.7 / 13.0 | XXX / 12.4 … Cadavers (NZ)
                          DEF Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….........17.5 / 22.0 | XXX / 17.2 … Cadavers (NZ)
                          DL Fred Dreyer - Rams (UJ) ……………………...……..6.0 / XXX | XXX / 5.5 … DL Charles Mann - Zombies (CC)
                          DB Billy Yoder - Mennonites (FF) …………..………….4.5 / 0.0 | XXX / 4.0 … DL Merlin Olson - Rams (UJ)
                          DL Officer Barbrady - Cows (KB) ………………...…….4.0 / 1.0 | XXX / 4.0 … LB Jack Ham - Zombies (CC)
                          WC QB Chip Femur - Cadavers (NZ) …………………23.8 / XXX | XXX / 25.9 … QB Star / Fouts _ Zombies (CC)
                          TOTALS …………………………............…… 182.5 / 134.9 | 74.7 / 180.7
                          BN WR Michael Caine - Union Jacks (RM) …………15.4 / XXX | XXX / 10.2 … WR Michael J. Fox - Werewolves (PS)
                          BN DL Rip Tide - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………....…3.5 / 4.75 | XXX / 17.3 … RB Bettis / Harris - Zombies (CC)
                          BN RB Sven Wagner - Third Reich (AT) …………….15.8 / XXX | XXX / 17.9 … RB Sanders / Allen - Tundra (TR)
                          BN WR Steven Stuckey - Mennonites (FF) ….…..14.2 / 18.6 | XXX / 11.1 … TE Gunther Huber - Third Reich (AT)
                          BN WR Nelson Brittle - Cadavers (NZ) …………….. 15.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … LB Jack Reynolds - Rams (UJ)





                          BEER! ………………………………………………………….................……… Guttbombs

                          QB Bruce Lee - Sumos (BO) ………………………....…26.8 / 34.8 | XXX / 28.5 … Michael Guttmann - Tundra (TR)
                          RB Luthar Lamp - Mennonites (FF) …………………..26.4 / 21.8 | XXX / 26.0 … Lawrence McCutcheon - Rams (UJ)
                          RB Wax On - Sumos (BO) …………………………....….23.7 / 15.3 | XXX / 25.9 … John Cappelletti - Rams (UJ)
                          TE Steve Austin - Mennonites (FF) ………….………14.8 / 15.1 | 21.0 / 13.7 … Gene Simmons - Fairies (MM)
                          WR Michael Jackson - Fairies (MM) ……………..…..12.5 / 7.0 | XXX / 13.8 … Barnabas Collins - Tundra (TR)
                          WR Dirk Bronson - Werewolves (PS) …………..……13.0 / XXX | 8.5 / 12.4 … Terry Owens - Toxic Waste (RA)
                          ST Cherokee (FL) ……………………………….............14.0 / 20.5 | XXX / 14.2 … Tundra (TR)
                          DEF Rams (UJ) ………………………………................17.5 / XXX | XXX / 16.6 … Zombies (CC)
                          LB Wolfgang Hahn - Third Reich (AT) ……………..….3.5 / XXX | XXX / 3.0 … DL Deacon Jones - Zombies (CC)
                          DB Squanto - Cherokee (FL) ……………………..……….4.0 / 3.0 | 1.5 / 4.0 … DB Dick Nixon - Toxic Waste (RA)
                          DL Louis Lapp - Mennonites (FF) ………………..………5.0 / 2.5 | XXX / 4.0.... LB Jim Youngblood - Rams (UJ)
                          WC QB Billy Bob Weisser - Mennonites (FF) ….….29.0 / 49.5 | 5.9 / 21.1 … QB Geronimo - Cherokee (FL)
                          TOTALS …………………………...........….… 190.2 / 169.5 | 36.9 / 183.2
                          BN RB Horatio Huss - Tundra (TR) …………………….19.8 / XXX | 13.2 / 13.9 … WR Theodore - Sasquatch (MS)
                          BN RB Little Turtle - Cherokee (FL) ………………….17.0 / 5.4 | 23.8 / 18.1 … RB Johnny Holmes - Fairies (MM)
                          BN DEF Union Jacks (RM) ………………………...………13.5 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Michael Landon - Werewolves (PS)
                          BN ST Mennonites (FF) ……………………………….....14.9 / 20.0 | 1.5 / 9.8 … TE Tugsalot … Cherokee (FL)
                          BN DL Tank - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………………4.5 / 1.0 | 38.2 / 20.3 … RB Wax Off - Sumos (BO)



                          Umizoomi ………………………………………………………………..Sweet Kenny

                          QB Tommy Cruise - Fairies (MM)…………………….. 28.2 / 52.9 | 35.7 / 24.7 … George Dubya - Toxic Waste (RA)
                          RB Speedy Ezekiel - Mennonites (FF) ………………22.3 / 27.5 | 18.3 / 24.8 … Butters - Cows (KB)
                          RB Hammerhead - Sharks (WW) ……………………….18.5 / XXX | XXX / 19.4 … Allen/Martin - Zombies (CC)
                          TE Tipper - Sasquatch (MS) ……………………..……13.8 / 21.2 | XXX / 10.9 … Casper/Francis - Zombies (CC)
                          WR Ron Jessie - Rams (UJ) …………………………..….14.0 / XXX | 3.7 / 13.2 … Badgas - Sasquatch (MS)
                          WR Lemon - Sharks (WW) …………………………..…..14.6 / XXX | 7.6 / 13.8 … Guy Ko - Fire Lizards (CH)
                          ST Ra (TW) ……………………………….....................11.4 / 8.5 | XXX / 12.9 … Rams (UJ)
                          DEF Sasquatch (MS) ………………………………........ 22.8 / 24.7 | 20.0 / 23.0 … Cows (KB)
                          LB Jack Nicholson - Werewolves (PS) ………………..4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.5 … DL Alan Page - Zombies (CC)
                          DL Jack Youngblood - Rams (UJ) …………………….….6.0 / XXX | 2.0 / 4.5 … DB Deoder Yoder - Mennonites (FF)
                          DB Mr. Mackey - Cows (KB) …………………………...….4.5 / 6.5 | 4.0 / 5.0 … LB Chappy - Sasquatch (MS)
                          WC QB Pat Haden - Rams (UJ) …………………….…. 24.0 / XXX | XXX / 26.8 … QB Wilhelm Klink - Third Reich (AT)
                          TOTALS ……………………….......................184.1 / 141.3 | 91.3 / 183.5
                          BN RB Steven Colbert - Toxic Waste (RA) …………17.7 / 18.2 | XXX / 16.6 … RB Tiger - Sharks (WW)
                          BN TE Cam Ellion - Fire Lizards (CH) ………………...12.3 / 15.7 | XXX / 4.5 … DB Burtrub Seles - Tundra (TR)
                          BN DL Rod Stroker - Fairies (MM) ………………………..4.0 / 4.0 | XXX / 13.3 …WR Harold Jackson - Rams (UJ)
                          BN RB Rocky Blue - Moon Sharks (SQ)………..……. 15.5 / 8.6 | 1.8 / 12.0 … WR Akhenaton - Ra (TW)
                          BN DL Joseph Herrmann - Third Reich (AT) ………… 4.0 / XXX | XXX / 4.0 … DL Walter Raleigh - Union Jacks (RM)


                          Misfits ……………………………………………................................. ..……… Silverhorse

                          QB Stan - Cows (KB) ………………………………..........28.8 / 53.8 | 48.5 / 28.1 … Kerry Kingbee - Killer Bees (SP)
                          RB Orenthal Simpson - Toxic Waste (RA) ……….….20.0 / 20.2 | 17.5 / 19.8 … 5 ½/More Or Less - Bozos (SS)
                          RB Sal O’Mander - Fire Lizards (CH) ……………….….20.4 / 19.9 | 24.8 / 18.2 … Peter Pollen - Killer Bees (SP)
                          TE Francis Drake - Union Jacks (RM) …………………. 9.3 / XXX | 9.0 / 13.4 … Bradley - Cows (KB)
                          WR Jason Stinger - Killer Bees (SP) ….………………..12.9 / 22.3 | 7.4 / 10.6 … 1.4 - Bozos (SS)
                          WR Hayes/Brown - Zombies (CC) …………………….. 13.0 / XXX | 27.1 / 15.0 … Pip - Cows (KB)
                          ST Sumos (BO) ……………………………….................13.0 / 17.0 | 7.5 / 13.2 … Bozos (SS)
                          DEF Ra (TW) ………………………………................... 22.7 / 24.0 | 31.0 / 19.4 … Killer Bees (SP)
                          LB Thinker - Sasquatch (MS) ………………….………….5.0 / 3.0 | 6.0 / 4.5 … DL Elliott Gould - Killer Bees (SP)
                          LB Plus - Bozos (SS) ……………………………….......... 3.5 / 4.5 | 6.0 / 4.0 … DB Willie Wasp - Killer Bees (SP)
                          DB Eric Clapton - Union Jacks (RM) ……….………... 4.0 / XXX | 0.0 / 4.5 …DL -6 - Bozos (SS)
                          WC QB Don Ho Fire Lizards (CH) …………………….. 21.1 / 36.9 | 15.8 / 20.2 … DEF Bozos (SS)
                          TOTALS ………………………......................173.7 / 201.6 | 200.6 / 170.9
                          BN RB James Leach - Fairies (MM) …………….……. 23.8 / 48.2 | XXX / 23.4 … RB Junior Underworld - Cadavers (NZ)
                          BN WR Orr Bitz - Moon Sharks (SQ) ………………… 10.4 / 31.8 | XXX / 17.3 … QB Warren Moon - Werewolves (PS)
                          BN TE Target - Bozos (SS) …………………………….... 9.4 / 9.2 | 2.0 / 4.0 … DL Mudd Dauber - Killer Bees (SP)
                          BN WR E. Guana - Fire Lizards (CH) …………….…. 13.3 / 9.5 | 3.9 / 12.8 … WR Pisces - Bozos (SS)
                          BN LB Thrilla Churilla - Tundra (TR) ………………….. 4.0 / XXX | 11.7 / 9.2 … TE Fran Zee - Moon Sharks (SQ)


                          (SQ) - Canadian Sasquatch …. (NZ) - New Zealand Zombies … (CC) - Cleveland Cadavers … (WW) - Weirdwolf’s Werewolves … (MS) - Munich Moon Sharks … (RA) - Egypt Ra … (TR) - Munich Third Reich … (UJ) - London Union Jacks … (KB) - Kalamazoo Killer Bees … (CH) - Cherokee Nation … (BO) - Battlin’ Bozos of Battle Creek … (MM) - Midwest Mennonites … (FF) - San Francisco Flaming Fairies … (SS) - Kansas City Super Sumos … (FL) - Hawaiian Fire Lizards … (RM) - That 70’s Rams Team … (SP) - South Park Cows …. (TW) - Three Mile Island Toxic Waste … (AT) - Arctic Tundra … (PS) - Pacific Sharks

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                          • #14
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                            [QUOTE=RavennaAl;187235]4 games remain. It's still anybody's game, except for Hi-Ho Silverpony. Unless Derrick's remaining players go into the minus point mode, the Misfits come out on top....


                            WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE MIISFITS COME FOR YOU?
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                            • #15
                              Getting down to the final 2 games. Some of the Fantasy games look like they will go down to the wire....

                              Tundra Shows Gutts In Victory Over Third Reich

                              Michelanglo Guttman threw for 194 yards and 4 TD’s as the Artic Tundra smothered the Munich Third Reich 42-21. The Tundra led 21-0 at the half as Elias Wallace, Alan Allan Allen and Horatio Huss each scored. The Reich had trouble getting any kind of offense going as the Tundra limited them to just 13 yards on the ground. Wilhelm Klink tried to rally his team, tossing 217 yards and a TD pass to Sven Wagner, but the Tundra always had an answer to their challenge. Burtrub Seles had 4 tackles and a forced fumble for the Artic team, while Joseph Herrmann led Munich with 5 tackles.

                              Rams Overcome Slow Start To Top Union Jacks

                              The defending WMLMF champions overcame a sluggish start to beat the London Union Jacks 28-14. After a scoreless 1st quarter, the Jacks took the lead on a Doc Smeby to Francis Drake pass to make it 7-0 London. The Rams countered when Pat Haden hit a streaking John Cappelletti from 61 yards out to tie it up. Richard Starsky took the ensuing kick off 88 yards to put London back in front 14-7. With time running out, Haden found Cappelletti open again, and the stellar running back went 70 yards to make it 14 all going into the half. The Rams defense took over in the 2nd half with Rod Perry and Bill Simpson intercepting Smeby passes. Haden hooked up with Harold Jackson for a score, then ran in on a 12 yard scamper for the final points. Henry Royce had 5 tackles and a sack for London while Fred Dreyer had 5 tackles, a sack and 3 tackles for loss of yards for the Rams.


                              Harold Jackson outruns the Union Jack defense to the end zone
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